Man, Chewbacca didn't age at all. How long do wookies live? He's still a WILF after all these years.
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) April 18, 2015
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far agay…
Star Wars director J.J. Abrams and everybody’s favorite Wookiee, Chewbacca, recently took the not-yet-defunct Twizzler Challenge for the awesome cause of raising autism awareness (April is Autism Awareness Month, what have you done to help?), and the result is pretty darn funny… minus the hairballs.
The unlikely duo was nominated by Jimmy Kimmel, who then broadcast the hilarious and frightening Twizzler sharing/ face eating on his show.
And for all of us who have ever wondered what it would be like to to kiss Chewie, the mystery is finally solved. Turns out he’s more of a hugger (who would have thought?), but that doesn’t stop Abrams from having to pull gross Wookiee hair out of his Twizzler-filled mouth. We’re all about intergalactic, interspecific love, so hey, more power to them.
Abrams goes on to nominate Jennifer Aniston and Kimmel’s sidekick Guillermo. Not sure what’s worse, kissing Guillermo or Chewie… who would you prefer?
That’s one hairy kiss…