Ashlee Sacks (@ashleedaniellee) January 20, 2015
Now you and Jan can convince everyone that your super-secret boyfriend really does exist thanks to your new ‘Invisible Boyfriend!’
The app which is being touted as a modern-day version of Brady Bunch daughter Jan’s famous faux-beau, George Glass will fill that massive void in your heart and brain with up to 100 texts, 10 voicemails, and 1 handwritten note, all personalized as if they came from a real, live person.
Your imaginary boyfriend also has the capability of shooting you a spontaneous selfie! So when you need to show your friends and family how cute he is when he’s thinking about you and how big of a loser you are not he’ll only be a limited number of texts away.
Although we see that this $24.99 purchase is a terrifying step towards Spike Jonze’s idea of the future in Her, we can still laugh at the charming gap that separates A.I. from the guy you met at the bar last Thursday for now.
Find some sweet examples of George’s conversational skills below…
My invisible boyfriend stopped responding after I tried to updog him and then he accused me of cheating pic.twitter.com/c40PCbma43
Heather Schmelzlen (@anchorlines) January 20, 2015
George can also be Georgiana!
Steve Kovach (@stevekovach) January 20, 2015
Flowers not included.
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