The New York Post recently put out a story about the death of a woman that will make your jaw hit the floor.
The story began, “A German man who allegedly killed his lover with a cucumber is now facing up to five years in the slammer. Rica Varna died after Oliver Dietmann put the vegetable in her mouth and left it there after the two used it as a sex toy, the Daily Mail reported.”
“Dietmann, 46, who is on trial for negligent homicide, told the court in Mannheim that on July 19, 2014, he invited Varna, 46, to his place, where they downed four bottles of wine and several glasses of schnapps,” it continued.
The wine was definitely a factor, but wait until you find out what the real reason he left her there to die was…
“Dietmann admitted to putting the cucumber in her mouth. ‘But suddenly I saw there was smoke coming from the kitchen. I forgot that I had put a piece of meat in the stove for my dog,’ he testified. ‘I ran to the kitchen, fed my dog and then went on the balcony to smoke a cigarette.'”
Some adult stories get a little bit crazy, but not in this way.