Trying to Forget
It was dark and I put her nipple in my mouth. She asks me what I’m doing after a bit. Turns out it was a sideboob mole. (AdditivePackage)
I never thought ‘Starfishing’ was real until I experienced it. She just laid there, and did nothing. Imagine someone laying like a starfish, and thats exactly what happened. There was not much room to do anything. I tried to make it work and to suggest some things here and there, but nothing changed, worst one night stand ever.
I then tried to help her to completion, but nope, like a furby with dead batteries. All the buttons pressed but nothing else than a cold dead stare in return. (Stotakoya)
This one gal bragged about her amazing blowjob skills for weeks. We get together for the first time and it’s all teeth, dry sandpaper mouth, and she’s just going at it really fast with no buildup and barely any warning, just hyperspeed. It felt like my d**k was caught in a toothy fingertrap.
I suggest I go down on her instead and she gets excited. The minute she leans back the entire room smells awful, but I don’t notice until my face is closer that she, apparently, hasn’t changed her tampon in quite awhile. Things are bloody and clotted. As disgusted as I was, my first thought was “did…she not know I was coming over today?!? no wait she invited me whattheF**K” (WhoaMilkerson)
Everybody makes mistakes. Everybody has those days.