‘Fantastic Four’: How Come The Thing Doesn’t Have Pants?

Jul 29, 2015 at 11:50 am |

Fantastic Four fans are familiar with the really tight short-shorts Ben Grimm a.k.a. The Thing has previously worn. We assumed he had rock-based rocks that needed covering. But in the new Marvel reboot, he’s nekkid! Why is this?

A new short viral video from The Department of Defense explains why he’s needs to be nude.

The other three members need to wear special containment suits because of their abilities. Since Ben Grimm’s superpower is being a bulletproof rock mass that smashes thing, he doesn’t need a suit. So I guess it’s safe to say he has no shame that needs covering. But does that mean previously The Thing also had genitals?

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Fantastic Four is set to be released August 7th and stars Jamie Bell as The Thing. Get ready from some Thing rock bottom!

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